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real everyday life this site is a cluster fuck of common sense..
It is not a science of well thought out proven shit talk by
some author thinking they are smarter than You. It is a laymen's
guide to Shit We all tend to forget as we go thru life worried
about others who give a shit less about You, Like Your Boss.
.The daily routines of life — whether careers,
children or financial responsibilities — challenge couples
to keep alive that flame that initially brought them together.
This site may seem geared towards what Woman can do, thats
because it is usually the Woman that holds the Sex life hostage.
But, If Your relationship has gone to shit and You honestly
want to save it, just Fuck everything and ......READ
ON. Site
confusing? welcome to the real World. Remember, You can
have great Sex or make excuses.......
Life
is to short, before You know it they will be throwing dirt
on Your face, You might not like flowers now but someday
they will grow on You. Don't waste what is left, live it
up.
Great
Sex after the excitement is gone.
Keep
the fire burning - Save that old relationship
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"Beat it like it owes ya money"
Sometimes
one in the hand beats one in the bush !
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Ever
try edible panties? skip dinner and save
room for a pair of these - See
them and get a pair
Always
single, always will be - That's no
lie if Your just looking for a maid, and Sex toy.
If Your just a fat ass slob .remember people respond
better after their needs at least are attempted
to get filled. Do for Your Lover and You'll be surprised
what they may do for You. If not change partners.
The Kids are
gone, now what? - Fuck
Your brains out. Think young again. Learn to
play, live Your fantasies. Be each others best friend
again. Re-discover the joy of great Sex between
two Lovers not interrupted by selfish little fucks
. living Your Sex life by their schedule. Fuck right
in the middle of the living room, the space once
occupied by the rug rats. Fuck in each of their
old rooms. It's all about You now. You have sacrificed
long enough for them .....
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So You think Your marriage is dead, save it anyway
- At what point was Sex between two consenting
adults made to be so bad? Attitudes towards Sex started
getting a bad rap so long ago that it is hard to believe
that today's intelligent person still follows those outdated
,closed minded totally bullshit ideas from a time when they
were burning woman at the stake in the name of god. It is hard to
fathom to that in an age where We've been to the moon, have
flown around the world and have this thing called the world
wide web that could not have even been imagined by those
mental midgets 200 years ago without having been condemned
as evil, yet a nipple slip of Janet Jackson's has so many
moron's offended and needing many years of therapy that
it is almost sad to think there are still people so shit
all stupid among Us. Anyone can say what they want but sexual
contact and relief is a natural Human need no matter how
far down the rung of horseshit social taboos they want to
drag it. Why than do so many religious leaders who condemn
the rest of Us fall off the "No fucking" wagon and into
the realm of sexual pleasure? Because they are shit talkers
who still need to cop a load. If people would forget what
has been beat into their heads about the evil of lust and
learned to enjoy a healthy natural sex life with the one
they love the divorce rate would drop. If they let their
tight asses loosen up a bit and learn to enjoy the pleasures
on intimate contact with their lover, so many of their other
marital problems would seem insignificant. They say Sex
leads to sexual addiction, Bullshit... the lack of quality,
fulfilling Sex leads to perverts.Forced to jerk off to internet
porn or sitting in a dark musky smelling adult bookstore
booth keeps their minds in a constant fantasy. Sexual addiction
comes from someone not getting it regular and is forced
to fantasize about it like a 6 year old stares at the cookie
jar knowing they can't have a cookie, Feed them enough cookies
and it is no big deal........ Of course We are assuming
We are all mentally healthy adults. You will always have
the those who's minds are in another galaxy at least as
far as our current social rules allow. Excluded are those
who have severe mental problems brought on usually by events
other than sexual yet seem to effect the rest of us with
their actions because of the inability for so many to have
the ability to separate the difference between consented,
mutual sexual activity between mental healthy adults, Biblical
teachings and the perverts. Make Sex fun, make Your Lover
not ever think about straying to fill their desires... each
of You put the others needs ahead of Yours and both will
be happy...... become Your Loves only desire or they will
find someone that will. Get
some cooch shave cream and skin that baby......
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Sex
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pads, 8 pencils, 2 dice, electronic timer and rule sheet.
For 2 or more adult players.
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Weeks of Naughty Nights
- Simply pull a card from the silk pouch and see what
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Sexy
Spinner Game - Spin the wheel and determine
your sexual destiny. No more boring missionary style
before you fall asleep. Get spanked in the kitchen as
you prepare dinner or get an oral favor in the backyard.
You and your lover can take turns making your sexual
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| Paradice
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- One die has a position and the other die has a location.
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Dart
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At
this point in life priorities need to change. You realize
the kids are on their own, You have pretty much everything
You need, work is work. You have spent so many years trudging
through life that You may have let what was once important
slip away. You may have let what was once important slip
away. Your relationship with the person who used to make
Your knees weak and gave You that tingle feeling when You
though of them. Now Life has beat it down, other things
took priority and You seem to have forgotten the reasons
You fell in Love. It is never to late. These can be the
years to re-new and enjoy each other.
Many
women like a touch or a spank on the Ass. You'll know if
she likes it or nt. if she's too self-conscious, you might
want to leave that area out of the erotic games next time.
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Some crap sure to fire up any Sex routine
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| 1. Remember the beginning - .
Often the stresses of everyday life over a long period makes
Us forget why We fell in Love to start with. Chances are
Your partner is still the same person. |
2. Be willing to give
more than get - Often people are in it for themselves.
Which only ends in disappointment because the other has needs
they are trying to fill. If You both do for the other over
Yourself all the needs will be met. |
| 3. Love them for who they are,
not who You want them to be. You will have less disappointments.
It is easier to be Yourself than try to be what You think
someone else wants You to be. |
4. Learn the difference between Love and
Sex. Leave the Love for the twinkle eye candle light
dinner. You should already know You love each other , now
fuck Your brains out. Explore Your fantasies. You have enough
problems without Sexual frustration on top of it. |
| 5. Make time for You - Get rid of all the distractions
and just enjoy Yourselves. The Job will be there tomorrow,
Your kids aren't going anywhere and won't die from neglect
for a night. Soccer, softball, bowling and whatever will wait.
Do for the two of You. Sex
toys are a great prop. |
6. Never compare Your Lover with what society
promotes. Accept the fact She will never be that stripper
at the club and he will never be a Chippendale. Enjoy what
You have and Your on Your way to more happiness. |
| 7. Never blame the other for Your unhappiness
- Unless they kept You tied up in the closet, chances are
You have been where You have chosen to be.
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8. Spend more time in bed naked than watching
TV. If You can't understand this Your doomed. if You have
to watch something watch a good PORN flick |
| 9. Ladies - learn to
suck a Golf ball thru a garden hose and he'll never go
anywhere else. |
10. Guys - Realize that a six-pack and twisting
Her nipples is not foreplay and You might be surprised how
much more Sex You can get. |
| 11.
Be able to watch- a Fuck movie and enjoy the stupidity of it.
It's not about learning to appreciate a porno, but the fact
that You can watch and laugh, together. Forget feeling offended...watch one now |
14.
Mix Up the Sex -One of the mistakes
men make is they discover a good spot on Her and then focus
on it again and again. "It's important to know what she likes,
but also not to be too predictable."
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15. |
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16.You can have great Sex or make excuses ....... |
The daily routines of life — whether careers,
children or financial responsibilities — challenge couples to keep
alive that flame that initially brought them together.Just because You've
raised the Kids, reached a level of importance at work which requires
You to act mature and Your hair is getting grey does not mean You
can't have the Sex drive of a 21 year old. Life is only once, don't
waste it. - Watch a
Porno - get some sexy Lingerie
or Sex
toys...... just do something or don't expect anything
to change.... stay bored........
You can have great Sex or make excuses .......
Remember : If You don't someone
else will - Keep Your Lover satisfied.
A
few things to make Your Sex life better.... Just use Your imagination.
After all great Sex when Your over 40 is 98% Mental.
Remember ......
Your Never to Old !
The daily routines of life — whether careers,
children or financial responsibilities — challenge couples to
keep alive that flame that initially brought them together. From
a practical standpoint, there's less time for sex and intimacy
as relationships develop and individual partners take on more
responsibilities. after 40 these should be less of a problem but
now it could be harder to re activate Your fire.
Crappy Sex for the last 20 years, who's to blame? - Most of Us are to busy and just don't give a shit about all
the college taught relationship experts that are getting rich
selling their books on TV shows..... forget why people are what
they are.....forget all the hokey bullshit group crap of holding
hands and falling backwards to prove faith You'll get caught and
just have good ole' fashion animal SE X...... chances are Your
Man just needs a woman who is willing to drop her social taught
fucked up ideas by tight assed boring ass hypocrites and lets
go just for him. That's love !! Great Sex shared by two in love.
Granted it might not solve Your money problems and all the little
quirks that bug the both of You will still be there but at least
You won't be sexually frustrated on top of it all and be more
willing to put up with the crap....
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Old is not dead, it may just feel that way..... change
it.
| What a Man wants. |
| 1. To feel important to His lover.
If He is or not, make him think it. Eventually
You'll start feeling it. |
| 2. Someone to Share interests with.
Find common
interests and enjoy them together with no
strings attached. It's not that You become a porno
addict, it's the fact You would sit and watch
a porno with him. laugh and talk shit about the
movie together. |
| 3. Sex, Sex with feelings. Don't just
do it, actually want to do it with Him. At this
stage Sex is more mental. |
| 4. Spontaneous
fun, be the one He can enjoy being with. Forget
the bull shit You used to fight about, It doesn't
matter. |
| 5. A great Blow job every now and than
!! |
| 6. He doesn't want to be married to a whore, just a woman
that knows when to act like one for him for the
sake of both of You. |
| What a Woman needs |
| 1. Someone to talk with, learn to listen. |
| 2. To be appreciated as a person, friend and lover. |
| 3. Treated as a equal, not a maid or Sex toy.Reminded
how sexy she still is to You |
| 4. Held, kissed and whispered to. It's not what You
Like , ask Her what she wants. |
| 5. Mix Up the Sex -One of the mistakes men make is
they discover a good spot on Her and then focus
on it again and again. "It's important to know
what she likes, but also not to be too predictable."
Golden Rule : Put Your Lover first
and You'll both be satisfied. |
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The Woman - Know Her body at least as Well as Your Car. Get to know every inch of Her
body. Where she likes to be touched, kissed, licked, stroked,
smacked and anything else She may be into. Most Women have to be
lead to their state of slut-dom. Yes, they enjoy Sex as much as
Men but most probably have had a shitty Sex partner (Hint) and /
or have had it hammered into their heads that Sex is not to be fun
by family and surroundings growing up in our Oh so liberal society.
At this stage You MUST forget what You want and what is in it for
You. If You do not get Her to the point of bringing the animal out
in Her, Your not getting what You want anyway. It will just be the
same old same old..... Mercy Sex on Her part, doing Her duty Know
what She likes, what She needs Talk to each other, find out Her
fantasies ,Her limits. Explore new horizons, stretch Your limits.
As long as it is between consenting adults what can be wrong with
it? If something comes out that makes You wonder maybe it is best
to know it now before she ties You up , shaves Your balls and puts
You in a Depends unless that turns You on also. In which case go
for it.
Erogenous zones are areas where a woman may be
touched that are quite pleasurable to her. While personal tastes
vary, the areas are those with clusters of nerve endings, where
the skin is most sensitive to touch. The number one spot is the
clitoris, as it is one of the main parst of female orgasm and sexual
pleasure. Other areas that are known to produce pleasure are the
rest of the area between a woman's legs as well as the anal area
- collectively referred to as the perineum. The nipples are also
highly sensitive. They will become erect with sexual excitement.
Stimulation, particularly sucking, will release a chemical called
oxytocin. This is believed to be associated with feelings of attachment
or bonding. The mouth and lips are also packed with nerve endings.
Of course, every woman has her own personal favorites. These range
from the oft-noted neck and earlobes to more unique locations such
as the middle lower back or feet.
The G-spot is an area of tissue on the anterior
wall of the vagina (anterior is the side of you closest to the stomach)
and is rumored to be an erogenous zone. The G-spot is thought to
be either the back of the clitoris, or the tissue that would have
been the prostate, if the woman had been a man.
One
of the mistakes men make is they discover a good spot and then focus
on it again and again. "It's important to know what she likes, but
also not to be too predictable.
Dare
to do what You've never done. Nothing can ruin a good relationship
faster than routine. Especially in Sex. Just use the imagination
and try it. A little kinky Ass play never hurt, doesn't have to
leave bruises and wilts. Just cup Your hand for a better sound effect
and talk dirty. try it You may like it.
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